Updates for the day!:

1) I went to the museum today and got trained on how to work the new 4D Theater that opens on Friday. There’s a Happy Feet, Dora and Diego (which was adorable!), and one about the animals in Shallow Waters.

2) Work gave me free tickets to see Keyshia Cole on Saturday! Yay!

3) My eyes are fucking up again because words are starting to jump more and I get a headache easily when I try to read. FML.


Me listening to this Jessie J/Ariana Grande/Nicki Minaj track!!

  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo


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